I remember walking into the bathroom at my basic, £60 p/night hostel in Kyoto (the ones with little sliding-door sleeping pods, where they still handed you a robe/slippers for the onsen on the ground floor). Their bathroom had a toilet that played rainforest noises and washed your butt.
Took me the longest time to get used to a heated toilet seat in Japan. Always felt like someone had just taken a shit before I did. I miss those toilets.
Imho these are the best episodes of South Park. No political commentary, no preachy undertones… just absolutely ridiculous. All it is is one plot line and they just absolutely nailed it.
Edit: and for those who are like “damn this song is familiar” well in my opinion, it’s chord progression and key are the same as “With or Without You” by U2, but that’s one layperson’s opinion
So it’s amazing that that left out one of the most crucial features of a true superior Nippon toilet: They play nature sounds or music to cover up the sound for people outside.
I was too scared to use the only electronic toilet I came across when I visited Japan 14 years ago, there were like a billion buttons not in English and I was in a rush but I really wanted to try one. Sadly didn’t get another chance.
However, on our last minute honeymoon we got to go on during 2020 our hotel room in Turkiey had a built in bidet with a control on the wall I can only describe as looking like a butt plug stuck on there but it controlled the flow like a tap.
Seriously that toilet was the fucking best, especially after a hot day at the beach. Really want a toilet with a built in bidet if I ever get the chance to have one in a home I own.
I remember walking into the bathroom at my basic, £60 p/night hostel in Kyoto (the ones with little sliding-door sleeping pods, where they still handed you a robe/slippers for the onsen on the ground floor). Their bathroom had a toilet that played rainforest noises and washed your butt.
So fake. I’ve never had a Home Depot employee approach me and ask if I need help with anything.
Took me the longest time to get used to a heated toilet seat in Japan. Always felt like someone had just taken a shit before I did. I miss those toilets.
Imho these are the best episodes of South Park. No political commentary, no preachy undertones… just absolutely ridiculous. All it is is one plot line and they just absolutely nailed it.
They really are amazing. There was a top tier Toto one at a resort I stayed at a few years back. I’ve definitely pondered spending the ~AUD2k on one.
Simpson did it. “I am honoured to accept your waste.”
I want that music for the alarm on my phone.
If anyone’s looking for the song playing, it’s Days of Blues by Sons of Maria
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UePsEG_zQAE&feature=shares
Edit: and for those who are like “damn this song is familiar” well in my opinion, it’s chord progression and key are the same as “With or Without You” by U2, but that’s one layperson’s opinion
Seriously. Level 5 Full Self Driving that actually works.
> Level 5 vehicles do not require human attention―the “dynamic driving task” is eliminated.
Toto Neorest is the Star Trek future for your ass, today. Japan goes to the future ass first.
I was really hoping he would do his “oh hot hot hot” thing.
So it’s amazing that that left out one of the most crucial features of a true superior Nippon toilet: They play nature sounds or music to cover up the sound for people outside.
the heated seats are a game changer. I was sick of having cold seats in winter last year, never again
How many episodes of South Park prominently feature Randy on the toilet at this point?
I am also not poor, are these toilets real? I have an “Old Yellow” in my guest washroom that could use an upgrade…
I was too scared to use the only electronic toilet I came across when I visited Japan 14 years ago, there were like a billion buttons not in English and I was in a rush but I really wanted to try one. Sadly didn’t get another chance.
However, on our last minute honeymoon we got to go on during 2020 our hotel room in Turkiey had a built in bidet with a control on the wall I can only describe as looking like a butt plug stuck on there but it controlled the flow like a tap.
Seriously that toilet was the fucking best, especially after a hot day at the beach. Really want a toilet with a built in bidet if I ever get the chance to have one in a home I own.
You can pry my Toto Washlet toilets from my cold, dead, ass.