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“Dammit, Dorothy! First it was a lion. Then, a tiger. And now THIS!” February 22, 2023 at 7:02 am Reply
Imagine if the tables were turned and he were sleeping with the grizzly. She’d come in and be all “I don’t understand, are you unhappy with our marriage?” And he’d just say, “I’m deep in disbear.” February 22, 2023 at 7:13 am Reply
I’m sorry did you just steal this comic: https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/118f1xl/caption_contest_had_an_idea_for_this_image_but_i/ by u/NapoleonsPocket? February 22, 2023 at 9:01 am Reply
Marian Engel did it 46 years ago, and hers was more erotic. [Marian Engel, Bear](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(novel)) February 22, 2023 at 1:23 pm Reply
At least she’s not cheating that would be unbearable, in contrast this is bearly a problem. February 22, 2023 at 2:33 pm Reply
I’ll just leave this here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WNrfl_pLeQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WNrfl_pLeQ) For those unconvinced by a random link with very limited context: It’s a music video for German band Kraftklub that tells a tale of a hunter who befriends a bear and takes it home to meet his wife. February 22, 2023 at 8:45 pm Reply
FYI There’s a Canadian written romance novel about a woman and a grizzly bear. February 23, 2023 at 12:08 am Reply
Wasn’t there a family guy episode like this..
Bear down for midterms
Fancy a Bear hug
“Dammit, Dorothy! First it was a lion. Then, a tiger. And now THIS!”
Imagine if the tables were turned and he were sleeping with the grizzly.
She’d come in and be all “I don’t understand, are you unhappy with our marriage?”
And he’d just say, “I’m deep in disbear.”
The Bear and the Maiden Fair
I see someone is a connoisseur of Canadian literature…
That bear looks more hungry than thirsty.
Someone ate his porridge…
I’m sorry did you just steal this comic: https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/118f1xl/caption_contest_had_an_idea_for_this_image_but_i/ by u/NapoleonsPocket?
Cocaine bear?
I bet he didn’t see that coming.
Not just a bear in the toilet…
“Ive always said I like a good hug after a good bang!”
I didn’t understand, explain to me
Marian Engel did it 46 years ago, and hers was more erotic.
[Marian Engel, Bear](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(novel))
“I was just prepping for midterms!”
I’m turning around and going someplace else
“Sorry Honey, this one is *really* hung like a bear.”
Furries, man. So weird.
Honeypot trap didn’t go as planned, too literal
At least she’s not cheating that would be unbearable, in contrast this is bearly a problem.
Hmm I see you like that bare dick 🥴
She’s about to win an Oscar.
Once you go bear, you don’t go back
The husband is 100% more likely to get caught in bed with a bear.
I bet she told her husband that she bearly knows her new friend
oh-
a sneak peak at the scene from the upcoming “Cocaine Bear”
I’ll just leave this here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WNrfl_pLeQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WNrfl_pLeQ)
For those unconvinced by a random link with very limited context: It’s a music video for German band Kraftklub that tells a tale of a hunter who befriends a bear and takes it home to meet his wife.
ah Jim’ll paint it? I recognise the style
FYI There’s a Canadian written romance novel about a woman and a grizzly bear.