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Squidward! You’ve been playing it wrong, no wonder it sounds so bad. January 27, 2023 at 7:43 am Reply
Don’t let squidward catch wind of this then all of bikini bottom’s suffering will double January 27, 2023 at 10:57 am Reply
Dads have been playing this wind instrument for centuries, much to the torment of their families. But no matter how much we practice we never get better. January 27, 2023 at 12:47 pm Reply
You’ve gotta start somewhere. You can’t just jump right into the ass tuba and expect be proficient. Start small, work your way up. January 27, 2023 at 1:24 pm Reply
And now we have a new put down. Instead of the old and tired Dipshit, Fuckwad or Asshat, we now have Ass Clarinet. January 27, 2023 at 1:26 pm Reply
Crack that open and give it a toot.
Squidward! You’ve been playing it wrong, no wonder it sounds so bad.
It plays only bum notes
It’s the moistening of the reed that’s risky.
So, one time at band camp…
Real nice bottom notes though
The hype and the mystery
Blow it out your ass.
Mine sounds more like a trumpet.
Part of the wind section along with the bum trumpet.
A wood wind instrument…
Monty Python’s butt trumpets have some competition
Brass 😂
Probably a pain in the ass to play.
Don’t let squidward catch wind of this then all of bikini bottom’s suffering will double
This one time at band camp
Another reason to shove it to your anus
Gives “blow it out your ass” a new meaning.
Closely associated with the butt trumpet
More like a crevasse tool..
Dads have been playing this wind instrument for centuries, much to the torment of their families. But no matter how much we practice we never get better.
You’ve gotta start somewhere. You can’t just jump right into the ass tuba and expect be proficient. Start small, work your way up.
And now we have a new put down. Instead of the old and tired Dipshit, Fuckwad or Asshat, we now have Ass Clarinet.
“And this one time, at band camp…”
The reed tastes like shit tho
Well that’s how you find gigs as a working musician…
Someone call Alyson Hannigan
Gave em the old ass clarinet and rusty trombone.