I’ll give Big Boss this, if I discovered a friend of mine stole my DNA to create clones of me, two of which becoming thorns in my side in my lifelong goal, I don’t think I’d want to be a father.
If the Nintendo videos are anything to go by, bowser does actually interact with his son in his free time and kidnaps peach because he wants his son to have a mom. Dude absolutely tries his best.
Hades should be higher.
He really tried, he’s just awful at it and couldn’t tell his son about a whole load of stuff because he had to keep everything very, very secret.
I’m not saying he’s the best, but he did try.
I would argue that Handsome Jack actually tried very, very hard. His efforts were in the wrong direction, but he was damn near obsessive in looking after his daughter.
In Vergil the deadbeat’s defense, after the fight with Dante he asks “So, he really is my son?”. I think he just didn’t know. Pumped, dumped and only found the consequences when he needed a hand for something.
I would argue that spy actually did try. Sure, he never tells scout (his son) that he’s his father, there’s a big change he works in the same team as scout to make sure he’s okay, even if he’s not a small kid anymore.
And even more, in expiration date even though they all thought they had only hours left of his life he didn’t just sit down in his room doing whatever he loved most, he went out of his way to prepare scout for a date even though he wasn’t forced to do anything. He might have been an asshole most of the times while doing it, but he clearly tried to teach his son and prepare him for the date, only forcing him to get a bit embarrassed with the intercom part. Also I’m pretty sure embarrassing the crap out of the student is a teaching style. Might not be the best, but it exists. I think that proves Spy actually tried sometimes and should be higher up.
The thing spy did when scout was dying def redeemed him a lot. If not he’d be where goku is.
I’ll give Big Boss this, if I discovered a friend of mine stole my DNA to create clones of me, two of which becoming thorns in my side in my lifelong goal, I don’t think I’d want to be a father.
Kiryu should be higher.
I may be blind but I don’t see John Marsdon on here
How about King of All the Cosmos from Katamari Damacy?
I almost didn’t see Heihachi there. Kazuya’s probably below him too. The real devil gene in the Mishima line is the ‘would make for bad dad’ gene.
I’d ask where Count Varley is, but we all know he’s so far into Bad Dad that the chart can’t contain him.
If the Nintendo videos are anything to go by, bowser does actually interact with his son in his free time and kidnaps peach because he wants his son to have a mom. Dude absolutely tries his best.
Love how good dads are all murderous sociopaths.
Hades should be higher.
He really tried, he’s just awful at it and couldn’t tell his son about a whole load of stuff because he had to keep everything very, very secret.
I’m not saying he’s the best, but he did try.
Chuck greene from dead rising would definitely be in the top right corner. Dude gets his daughter a freaking tiger as a gift.
Where’s Haytham Kenway
Much like in real life, my dad is missing from this
There is definitively less Michael De Santa than I expected of this post.
I guess jecht is offscreen further than heihachi
Kiryu needs to be closer to the top-right. Best video game dad.
Lee in correct alignment.
Master Splinter getting no love
I would argue that Handsome Jack actually tried very, very hard. His efforts were in the wrong direction, but he was damn near obsessive in looking after his daughter.
“Nero is my son?”
“Yeah, dumbass. Can’t remember through that thick skull of yours?”
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“You feel accepting yet?”
“Of your existence? Or your strength?”
“Both you fucking asshole!”
Vergil might deserve a pass. He was an utter prick to Nero, but genuinely didn’t know he even had a kid until the last 15 minutes of DMC5.
In Vergil the deadbeat’s defense, after the fight with Dante he asks “So, he really is my son?”. I think he just didn’t know. Pumped, dumped and only found the consequences when he needed a hand for something.
GoW Kratos is very different from GoW Kratos.
“I just wanted you to be safe. I didn’t want anyone to hurt you.”
“Brad… *you’re the one who hurt me the most.”*
Seeing Brad in the top left;
+Crying
+Depression
There must be something wrong. I am not seeing SHAAAAAAAAAAAAUN or JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON
Bro Vergil literally ripped his son’s arm off
I would argue that spy actually did try. Sure, he never tells scout (his son) that he’s his father, there’s a big change he works in the same team as scout to make sure he’s okay, even if he’s not a small kid anymore.
And even more, in expiration date even though they all thought they had only hours left of his life he didn’t just sit down in his room doing whatever he loved most, he went out of his way to prepare scout for a date even though he wasn’t forced to do anything. He might have been an asshole most of the times while doing it, but he clearly tried to teach his son and prepare him for the date, only forcing him to get a bit embarrassed with the intercom part. Also I’m pretty sure embarrassing the crap out of the student is a teaching style. Might not be the best, but it exists. I think that proves Spy actually tried sometimes and should be higher up.
Subject Delta singlehandedly should be moving Big Daddy to the top right corner or at least pretty fucking close.
where sojiro
Kiryu not being higher is a crime
Kratos’s daughter: “Dafuq?”
honestly, Lee deserves to be higher up. he was sooo *good* to Clem (depending on your choices). absolute 10/10 father figure right there.