I’ve never heard of DARE milk before. Is it like 4 days expired and starting to smell funky and they are daring you to drink it? Or is it DARE like the anti-drug program daring people to say NO to milk? Or Drugged milk? I don’t get it.
Sure, you had your nice cold milk delivered right to your doorstep, but your wife was getting pounded out like a mallard duck. And now you’ve got the Amazon, and the milk man’s coming back. And none of ya is safe.
Why’d they say it like that, you know dude was probably done wrong, like the milkman was probably disrespected and then they go and put this sign up. Just salt in the wounds. Truly no fence on their fence…
(Dad goes to get specific milk)
(specific Milk not available)
(Dad can’t face family, starts new life elsewhere)
I would guess whoever posted this message is a lot of fun to try and do business with.
Does that make him a milkflake?
A sour milk man.
Put another way: “We’ve been blacklisted by this vendor because we are such complete assholes.”
I’d love to get the full story. From both sides.
I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.
I’ve never heard of DARE milk before. Is it like 4 days expired and starting to smell funky and they are daring you to drink it? Or is it DARE like the anti-drug program daring people to say NO to milk? Or Drugged milk? I don’t get it.
Sounds like a job for Reid Fleming, world’s toughest milkman.
I wish the milk man would deliver my milk, in the morning.
Sure, you had your nice cold milk delivered right to your doorstep, but your wife was getting pounded out like a mallard duck. And now you’ve got the Amazon, and the milk man’s coming back. And none of ya is safe.
Has He put a bomb on the milk float yet? Damn you Pat Mustard.
Straya.
Better tell my relos in Wodonga that now is the time to cash in and start a black market in Dare iced coffee.
Just cross over into Wodonga.
What will the tradies of Albury and Wadonga drink on site now? Choccie milk like some tradie on a kids show?!?
In other new Albury reports decreasing numbers of people shitting themselves
Can someone translate this sign into English please
How is this sentence supposed to be read? Is Dare a person? Who had their feelings hurt?
Aw man I wanna know which servo has this sign!! My little Albury being mentioned on reddit 😂😂😂
I’m confused: is this a complete sentence?
Oh, should there be an “is” and a comma in there somewhere… is that why my brain is having trouble parsing this sign?
No Dare? How are the people of Albury going to trigger a shit explosion now?
Supposed to deliver milk, not beef
Why’d they say it like that, you know dude was probably done wrong, like the milkman was probably disrespected and then they go and put this sign up. Just salt in the wounds. Truly no fence on their fence…
I wish the milkman would deliver my milk, in the morning
On behalf of Western Australia, I’m sorry Mr Dare milk Man.🫣