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Why was the photo taken at that angle? You can’t read the rest of the notice lol something about excessive amounts of semen 😂
Lmfao “please go home and masterbate if you are bored” 🤣
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! This is one of the best Funny posts I’ve seen in a long time.
Confirms my suspicions about U of Liverpool.
I would totally go to the desk like hello yes I have a masturbatory inquiry
But ya know, sometimes a book is just that good!
[This still doing the rounds?!…](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/71tbie/masturbation_notice/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Dicks (and pussies) out for Liverpool
Thanks a lot Bin Laden
I couldn’t make out all of it but I did see semen and thousands of pounds. Sounds more like someone is jacking off an elephant in the bathroom. What kind of University wouldn’t condone that?
Common university prank
I did this back in my uni where I posted it at the showers and made the claim that semen is clogging up the drains because it doesn’t break down all that well in water (almost completely a lie)
What was the cherry on top was we had an RA-student meeting where some of the dudes brought it up and the RAs were just confused as fuck as to why these guys were openly admitting to them that they jackoff in the shower
Perhaps put up a retort notice:
“Please change the floor type in the Bodily Fluids Discharge Suite to a type not stained by bodily fluids. “
Well at least they warn you before you open the door.
…or at least do it in the DIY section
Buncha jerkoffs
People are sick! Who whips out their dong and jerks it in a library for Christ sake!
1 question.. how do they know? Lol
Another one of lifes simple pleasures ruined by a meddling bureaucracy ladies and gentlemen
It’s obviously a fake because boredom isn’t the only reason. Sometimes you just need to knock one out so you can get down to business and focus on studying. Libraries would be much more popular if they recognized this and provided the necessary resources.
If we all work together, we can beat this!
Great minds
A better solution would be great, I can’t zoom with one hand.
This can’t be real
Pull the other one
I gave up trying to find a truly free country. Now I’m just looking for one that’s reasonably priced.
In the toilet I thought you were free to cum and go as you please.
Just in case anyone has seen the great Big Train [Work Place Wanking](https://youtu.be/VKH9ECC_Qa4)
I heard a rumor like that concerning the Catering Department..
It turned out that they were all Master Bakers.
“When you pry it from my cold dead hands…”
Right next to the well-being wall 😂 what if I need a wank to feel good 😂
I wonder if it’s a violation to do it in the hallway or in the library or in the cafeteria…
fucking liberals trying to remove our right to masturbation
Liverpool? Shit I’ve been rumbled!
The books have had enough of jizz dripping out of them!
Come again?
How am i supposed to concetrate all bricked up
thats a really civilized way to say “go home and fu*k yourself”
🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🤣😂🤑🤑
Literally 1984
Maybe the students can stage a protest. Call it a “rub in” get all the students in all the washrooms at the same time.
We’re free but it’ll cost ya
Masturbation Notice
I believe they are called “wankers” in England ?
Do you have a licence for that ?
Just like Oatmeal’s 1984.
So do it in the hallway, live by their rules.
For some reason this seems to be a constant theme at UK schools. I saw some other UK school putting up signs in the shower rooms that sounded much the same, something about the shower drains getting clogged.
Why on earth would you think the uk was a free country?