Sadly, I think there is also a notable portion of people where the opposite happens. It’s hard to put “Literally the only thing keeping the whole company together” on a resume, from a junior role
Minor correction, Vader was specifically not given control of the Death Star, Tarkin was in charge. Mainly because the Emperor didnt trust Vader with a weapon of that scale for obvious reasons
“Jedi Master”
Careful, your business contract could be terminated at anytime if the company finds out you weren’t really a jedi master
Genocide was more of a hobby really.
“Assistant Emperor?”
“Assistant *to the* Emperor.”
Visits Bespin, claims cloud experience
“Show me on the doll where he touched you”
True story.
Don’t forget Death Star canteen manager.
We do not grant you the title of Master.
Ugggg can you imagine Darth Vader networking at a Best Western insurance seminar outside Cleveland?
Disabilities …Asthmatic, and Numerous bio mechanical prosthetic body parts.
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Sadly, I think there is also a notable portion of people where the opposite happens. It’s hard to put “Literally the only thing keeping the whole company together” on a resume, from a junior role
Princess Leia became Princess by adoption, so that “father of a princess” is at least questionable or imprecise
Jesus Christ, I don’t think I’ve ever known the “child of virgin birth” storyline.
All narcissistic bull shit!
Jedi Master i dont think so
i notice your resume says you served on the jedi council but i dont see ‘jedi master’ on here?
Vader was definitely the COO of the Death Star.
can someone explain virgin birth in this context?
LPT: use “former” in place of “ex” on your resume, as the latter carries a negative connotation.
Minor correction, Vader was specifically not given control of the Death Star, Tarkin was in charge. Mainly because the Emperor didnt trust Vader with a weapon of that scale for obvious reasons
As in example given, remember to leave out all of the unflattering details:
CEO, DS1 (destroyed) & DS2 (destroyed).
Chief of staff to the Supreme Chancellor (dead)
Chosen one, Jedi Order (destroyed)
Ex-General, Grand Army of Republic (destroyed)
Husband to senator Amidala (dead)
He was never given the title of Jedi Master!
Now Im just imagining Palpi forcing Vader to give him a resume to apply for the Sith job position
Hello Darth Vader, we are offering our training at 50 percent of the price ,just for this week, if you are you know someone interested, message me.
Some good looking girl photo for LinkedIn profile
Podcaster for the Intellectual Darth Web.
“Should I still keep the podracing thing on my resume even though it was a while ago?”
You guys forgot, he hates sand
I’ll connect with him as long as he doesn’t try to sell me offshore dev services.
wrong Sud bud, this sub is for jokes about how things look like a penis, not for things that actually give people a chuckle