Be kinda funny if 2 nazi soldiers found Hitlers body and did a weekend at Bernies thing and ran his body to the nearest battle with a gun and pretended he was fighting until he was shot in the head
“We now have German reports that Hitler has died in battle while weilding two machine guns, taking out an entire battalion of Soviet troops before finally succumbing to hundreds of bullet wounds.”
If you are too young to remember, there was a massive celebration to the announcement of Bin laden’s death. People did take to the streets, but some people did pull back and ask why we celebrated the death of someone.
Fake news?
So Nazi radio broadcasted that Hitler died in battle?
Killed in battle huh 🤔
Surely at least one person read that and thought “I’d buy the bloke who killed Hitler a beer.”
Kanye by like “Noooooooooooo”
Someone’s gamgam got the ol’ GB that night
Be kinda funny if 2 nazi soldiers found Hitlers body and did a weekend at Bernies thing and ran his body to the nearest battle with a gun and pretended he was fighting until he was shot in the head
it was a 1 man battle
In 100 years there will be a photo of me floating round holding a NYT article stating Putin’s untimely demise 🫢😂
The good thing about Hitler is he was the guy who killed Hitler.
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“in battle” doing a lot of heavy lifting there
“We now have German reports that Hitler has died in battle while weilding two machine guns, taking out an entire battalion of Soviet troops before finally succumbing to hundreds of bullet wounds.”
For everybody wondering about the same thing: That’s how German radio reported it, and it took a few days until the actual facts became available.
They said that Hitler had fallen “for Germany, fighting to his last breath against Bolshevism”.
Nazis lied, anybody surprised?
He died in battle and then resurrected in Argentina
Honestly if i was around when Hitler died id probably have a celebratory threeway as well
Hitler did what most of us agree needed to be done. He killed Hitler.
If you are too young to remember, there was a massive celebration to the announcement of Bin laden’s death. People did take to the streets, but some people did pull back and ask why we celebrated the death of someone.
That photo must have been taken in the north.
Hitler killed in battle with Hitler. Hitler lost.
Killed in battle with himself and his inner thoughts
Sailors kissing a lady, that’s how you know that it wasn’t just an average Navy day.
Killed in a solo game of Russian roulette, which he was playing with a semiautomatic pistol.
It’s crazy that in 2022 we have people in the mainstream praising Hitler, these WW2 vets must be rolling in their graves.
Fast forward to 2022 soon 2023 there are still people out there loving the dude. Crazy time.
How many hitler death gangbangs happened? Where’s the statistics
I love it god bless America
That’s an awful charitable way of saying “wussed out and ate his gun”
Ya know the more I read about this Hitler guy the more he seems like a real jerk!
-Norm McDonald
Ironic considering how many “love” him now
Why would that lady get in the way of two bros wanting to make out?
I’m glad he’s dead. Putin and Trump’s death will be celebrated as well.
Damn they finna run a 2man
Where do I have to go to get kissed by two military men especially sailors?
She’s gonna get spit roast in the name of freedom!