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Amongst my Dad’s Christmas decorations is a set of porcelain angels in a box marked “Christmas Angles”. We’ve giggled about this misspelling for years, so this season I finally made him the Christmas Angles he deserves.
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Top tier holiday banter
That’s acute gift.
As a dad, poor speller and engineer, I 100% approve.
This is so great. Definitely gong to be stolen by a company by next year.
Christmath
My question is what made you decide on those specific angles?
Why 37°?? That’s definitely the right gift for him!
Great job. How much did he love these? Top tier gift!
That’s obtuse!
Those angels are acute. The will go right with the others even of the angles think the angels are being obtuse.
Nice. I thought for a while that the metal bits were functional, but I guess they’re halos.
As a dyslexic woodworker I finally found the angles to take me to hevean 😀
I hope you gave it in a box labeled ‘Christmas angels’.
Morning, Sergeant Angle.
My wife doesn’t usually have the same appreciation I have for the random stupid crap I show her from Reddit, but this one even got her laughing. Thanks!
Awesome! Back in the day my Dad videotaped the movie “we’re no angels” and labeled it “were no angles”. Two jokes for one. Still laughing since 1989 (remake of the original). And he’s a carpenter too.
The Kids are All Right (Triangles)
I love silly family things like this. My nana used to make a bunny cake for easter. She would take a regular round cake, cut it in half and put the two halves together to make the body. One year she iced it while it was still warm and all the icing ran into the “crack”. It looked like a butt. From then on it was a “bummy cake”.
In the not too distant future someone will find these, wonder what they are, and post them to “what is this thing”.
My stupid ass looked at this picture a good 10 seconds saying “But…they’re all 90 degree angles?” before thinking about the other corners of the triangle
‘Morning, Angle.
This is such a brilliant dad gift and I bet it will forever be one his faves. Ps, it’s obvious you put a lot of effort into it and you did a great job!
Get this over to /r/woodworking so we can marvel at your dual-purpose decorations and angle finders…
There’s fine woodworking, then there’s “that’s fine” woodworking. Yours is definitely the former. Nice work.
Angles from the realms of glory,
Tilt your flight o’er all the earth;
Ye who bent creation’s story,
Now protract Messiah’s birth:
Come and incline,
Come and incline,
Slant towards Christ, the newborn King!
You seem to think this is acute joke, but I find you rather obtuse.
This is hilarious.
Make one with an Arch and call it …. Archangle!
You should have put them in boxes marked “Christmas Angels”
Fancy a game of Cones of Dunshire?
I still have the love letter that my high school boyfriend wrote to me describing me as a “beautiful angle” in his arms. Those were the days…
Every card I ever received from my late grandmother was addressed to “my special angle”. We told her, but it didn’t help. Would love one more.
Then your dad is like
“Jokes on you. Those are the only degrees my son will ever earn.”
This is so great. My Mum was a maths teacher at a Christian highschool, while not herself being religious. We (her children) bought her a bumper sticker with a white background and swirly gold writing that read “I believe in angles” and the legend stuck it on her car and drove it to school every day until she retired.
Puts a new slant on Christmas.
Thats ACUTE JOKE