Jo Koy’s mom used to tell him to stop pucking all of his socks or he wasn’t going to have anymore for school. Sounds like your wife is telling you to stop pucking your socks so you can have some for work.
I (48, f) am laughing myself silly on the couch looking at this. My husband wonders what I’m laughing at, so I show him the picture. He simply rolls his eyes and goes back to watching football. The longer we are together, the more he realizes he married a 12 year old boy.
That’s hilarious. Fantastic.
I don’t get it
She’s a keeper.
Cock socks
She’s giving you a hint. There is a scarcity of and therefore you must supply. Happy holidays <3
Oh. I thought it was a urine stain.
Jo Koy’s mom used to tell him to stop pucking all of his socks or he wasn’t going to have anymore for school. Sounds like your wife is telling you to stop pucking your socks so you can have some for work.
Darn it
Socks? More like co-
It’s winter time you animal, you have to tuck it in to your sock. Trust me. Can make for an awkward conversation at church.
Looks more like a fingernail peeking out.
Hahahha what a gift
So… left. Got it.
Got the same for my dad lol
fashion complaints from the person who wears red corduroy pants? huh … 😉
That’s funny
That’s a penis.
It’s what she wished for.
Beatifull
thats_a_penis.gif
🎶 It’s a Dick on a Sock!
That’s some big dick energy for sure!
Omg hilarious! Link please. 😇 Asking for a friend
You got cock socks.
Mayyyybe it is a teddy bear’s paw or something?
trouser snake
Dedicated cum sock.
I (48, f) am laughing myself silly on the couch looking at this. My husband wonders what I’m laughing at, so I show him the picture. He simply rolls his eyes and goes back to watching football. The longer we are together, the more he realizes he married a 12 year old boy.
“Feel this. Tell me this doesn’t feel like a cock.” -Ron Burgundy
Got you a new pair of cum socks nice
Wow, that thing must be very ambitious to sneak out of your pants.
a literal cock sock
https://imgur.com/oZ0gIEl.jpg
I just opened my gift after seeing this post