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my parents got me a bottle of rum while they were on a cruise. English is not their first language.
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my parents got me a bottle of rum while they were on a cruise. English is not their first language.
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Oh, I think /r/TheyKnew …
You’ll never come back
Just take the D and enjoy it
I bet you can’t wait to get that in your mouth.
Give it to your boss with a note “Word around the office is that you really like this.”
Man, they spoil you. The black bottle is like 30% bigger than the white one
Need to make a bong out of this bottle.
U better put your mouth on it and drink that dick
Formally known as Richard.
See how far you can fit it in your throat.
I am sure they knew
You’ll have to tell us how big black dick taste.
I know they did it by mistake but imagine if they showed up like “yoooooooo we heard you liked this hahaha 😏😏😏😏”
Now everyone has a picture of you holding a BBD.
Pour that into some highballs.
They used to have statues of him in Georgetown! The last time we were there we went into town for a day and I didn’t see any, it always gave me a good laugh 😀
Bro it looks like they got you what you always wanted…
Just put the black dick to your lips and suck it down…
Apparently a BBC is a drink in Jamaica. Banana, Bailey’s Irish, Coconut. Figured that bit of knowledge goes with this post lol
Ha, I know English and I’d buy it too. That’s hilarious 🤣
Or it is their first language and you have underestimated them this entire time🤔😂
This is a brand I ran into in the Caribbean, supposedly based off of an escaped slave turned pirate who frequented those waters. When I was there I got a bottle of hot sauce in this same brand, Big Black Dick.
I brought this bottle back to the states and brought it to work (I was a 19 yo lifeguard at the time) to let everyone try a taste, both to say they tried something with that name and because it was legitimately good. Everyone took a small drop to the finger tip then licked their finger to try it. Everyone liked it.
The next break we hear screaming from the changing room – I run over and ask what’s happening, but I can’t see anything because the door is closed. From the other side of the door I hear my coworker cry out “I GOT BIG BLACK DICK IN MY EYE!!!” lol. Turns out she was changing her contacts but had forgotten about the hot sauce residue on her finger tip. That was a good summer.
Open up your mouth and get ready to swallow.
Did it make you gag?
“Dad, why did you get this?”
“It’s what your mother wanted…”
Everyone loves a bbd
they sell that at a liquor store thats IMMEDIATELY there in grand cayman when you get off the cruise ship…
Its actually not terrible.
I want it. Perfect way to get a girl to leave my apartment.
A friend of mine brought me 2 bottles years ago. When I was younger and single, I would have parties at my house and say “Excuse me while I whip out my big black dick for the ladies.” I’d pull the bottle out from my pants and Everyone would have a laugh. Ahhh to be young and stupid.
Lol, they knew 😆
If you liked Mount Gay, wait’ll you try…
They knew…
No trip to Grand Cayman is complete without a photo with the big black dick statue. Apparently a real pirate.
Got to admire pirates they were way ahead of their time as it comes to diversity, inclusion and accessibility.
They knew…
They knew what they were doing….
They knew.
Someone in my group of friends bought one and gave it to someone else in the group for Christmas, next year ir showed up and regifted, then the year after that, and the year after that, so on and so forth. No idea who has it now, but it was worth a solid 30 mins of one liners after every time someone unwrapped it.
The real crime is the use of Papyrus in the print at the bottom there.
Grand Cayman classic, nice!
Papyrus font spotting.