Parent/s: You know that statue ate a lot of children for not behaving so be sure to follow what we say honey so that statue can’t hurt.
Child/Ren: Cries.
Parent/s:Ooh, honey we’re only joking please stop crying we’ll buy you your favorite food.
Tv News: Recently a lot of missing children posters have been seen around the “insert name” blah, blah, blah…
Child/Ren: Mommy/Daddy will you stay with me/us tonight?
Parent: Yes, honey of course. Why don’t I read a story so you can sleep faster.
Child/Ren: ok Mommy/Daddy.
Parent:Once upon a time, there was this knight travel around the world protecting people in need. He once stumbled upon a… Ooh, she fell asleep.
10:00 pm:…
12:00 am ~ 5:00 am: Parent/s abruptly wakes up.
Parent/s: Goes to their child’s room.
Parent/s: “insert name” where are you honey. Honey are you there “checks closet” “starts crying”.
To be continued
I think it is a dig at overweight kiddies wearing hoodies. I quite like it as a conversation piece, but wish they could think of more jolly things to put in public spaces.
That is one funny lookin dog
friggin awesome
there should be a sub called r/shittypublicart for sculptures like this
Wtf
It’s the leech devil
This is in bromley! Is OP local? This is a weird fucking thing isn’t it
That kid’s an asshole
How is that still intact
It is interesting what message the author of this sculpture laid down when he created it. Looks creepy.
What’s with all these Trevor Henderson creatures?
Horrible.
Cursed. I hate this sculpture
That thing is going to be full of piss
“I’m all ears”
Well that’s creepy
This is definitely one of the better public art sculptures I’ve seen on here this week.
Ah the elephantussy
actualy a good one for once
My brain WENT there. It still has yet to return.
i fucking like it
This feels like a Dr Who creature.
Wtf is that?
Thanks, now I know what will be chasing me in my nightmare tonight.
Keeping with English tradition, this statue was stolen from indigenous peoples.
Well….
Im gonna fuck it
That’s an actual *Empty head* in real life!!!
Head like a hole
Gotta love Bromley!
This some scp shit
Parent/s: You know that statue ate a lot of children for not behaving so be sure to follow what we say honey so that statue can’t hurt.
Child/Ren: Cries.
Parent/s:Ooh, honey we’re only joking please stop crying we’ll buy you your favorite food.
Tv News: Recently a lot of missing children posters have been seen around the “insert name” blah, blah, blah…
Child/Ren: Mommy/Daddy will you stay with me/us tonight?
Parent: Yes, honey of course. Why don’t I read a story so you can sleep faster.
Child/Ren: ok Mommy/Daddy.
Parent:Once upon a time, there was this knight travel around the world protecting people in need. He once stumbled upon a… Ooh, she fell asleep.
10:00 pm:…
12:00 am ~ 5:00 am: Parent/s abruptly wakes up.
Parent/s: Goes to their child’s room.
Parent/s: “insert name” where are you honey. Honey are you there “checks closet” “starts crying”.
To be continued
I think it is a dig at overweight kiddies wearing hoodies. I quite like it as a conversation piece, but wish they could think of more jolly things to put in public spaces.
What an eary looking sculpture ……get it ?
Horrible
Don’t put your dick in that
Can you imagine laboring over that and then seeing your hard work and realizing how much time of your life you wasted.
Silent hill?
I have to assume these artists are high AF and are just playing a huge practical joke on the cities and municipalities that buy their art.
HEAD LIKE A HOLE
When did they put up this sculpture of Boris Johnson?
Damn girl you looking fine.
That’s one way to keep folks from doing shrooms on your block
It’s something that would pull you into the well in your dreams
Clive Barker’s inner child
Foreskin riding a tricycle?