Cos Steve needs to know that I’m excited to see him. He’s been going through some hard times lately and I want him to feel good about himself cos thats what friends do. You’re a top bloke, Steve and you deserve to feel like it ya cunt.
While we’re at it, might as well chuck in a Honey Badger quote now: “Last year we were all sizzle and no steak, but now we’re off like a brides nightie.”
I don’t think me and my mates have ever greeted each other like this. Normally it’s just “g’day cunt how are ya”…. Obviously we have been doing it wrong all our lives
It’s because it’s one of the few socially acceptable times for Aussie men to express deep platonic heteronormative affection for each other, so they have to cram it all in one go XD
Should I tell her how much ” worse ” they are to American’s partying in Australia.. because I could.. and how they ( the Aussie men ) made us ( American Marines ) feel very VERY straight when we ( American Marines ) are very comfortable acting.. not straight.
If you know what i mean.. then you know that they ( Aussie males ) are something else.. entirely.
Women, don’t try to understand a guys interactions with his buddies and we won’t try to understand how every woman at the table suddenly has to get up and run to the bathroom at the same time.
Well slap me nuts and call me Rudolph, she’s got us down pat. đź¤
Good Aussie cunts crack me up.
Wut? Yeah we usually just say “g’day/hey mate”
Few too many coffees Cheryl.
Now “hello” seems so boring
Cos Steve needs to know that I’m excited to see him. He’s been going through some hard times lately and I want him to feel good about himself cos thats what friends do. You’re a top bloke, Steve and you deserve to feel like it ya cunt.
I might too old to know how the word extra is being used here… But I think she could be the personification of it.
The problem with Hello is because Adele screams lot
Yeah nah ya fucken drongo
This is an example of too many red cordials Sharon trying too hard to get views
While we’re at it, might as well chuck in a Honey Badger quote now: “Last year we were all sizzle and no steak, but now we’re off like a brides nightie.”
You reserve the enthusiasm for the people you really enjoy seeing.
Saying hi to someone is for some Aussies the equivalent of getting in their face and calling them a low fucking dog.
I don’t think me and my mates have ever greeted each other like this. Normally it’s just “g’day cunt how are ya”…. Obviously we have been doing it wrong all our lives
What’s this cunt on about?
Men rib each other all the time.
We aren’t women.
yeah, nah.
I’m thinking Australia is where bros originated from.
Why do so many people record this shit in their car, while driving?
Bit of a confusion there, mind if call ya Bruce?
Why is she yelling?
“What’s wrong with halloy?”
[How to Speak Australian](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHQRZXM-4xI) Lesson 1
Davo: G’day Gibbo, how you goin’ ya long piece of pelican shit?
Gibbo: Not bag Davo, you dumb-arse, shit-for-brains, sheep shagger.
D: Get stuffed, you dole bludging piss-ant.
G: Why don’t you get a big black dog up you? You yellow-bellied dipstick
D: Okay you wanker.
Hellowr
Just happy to see the boys again. Nothin’ to it
Damn I love the Aussie language. So colorful and happy.
“Men show affection by insulting each other, and they don’t mean it.
Women show affection by complimenting each other, and they don’t mean it.”
Well pick me up and fuck me sideways how are you Steve?
Girls in the US just scream and jump and down together.
It’s because it’s one of the few socially acceptable times for Aussie men to express deep platonic heteronormative affection for each other, so they have to cram it all in one go XD
Is this what Disney+ is censoring from Bluey?
What’s the deal with airline food?
Stop filming yourself driving holy crap you’re gonna cause an accident
TIL UK and Australia social norms are direct opposites.
Inaccurate. It would be “how are ya you cunt”.
Most women will never understand the bonding that comes from taking the piss out of your best mates.
what is even the criteria for NSFW posts anymore? like if you swear is it 18+ and need a NSFW tag? its just stupid tbh
TIL I need to up my greeting game.
Should I tell her how much ” worse ” they are to American’s partying in Australia.. because I could.. and how they ( the Aussie men ) made us ( American Marines ) feel very VERY straight when we ( American Marines ) are very comfortable acting.. not straight.
If you know what i mean.. then you know that they ( Aussie males ) are something else.. entirely.
Aussie 1: Steve how are you and the new missus getting along?
Aussie 2: Well we just got married and she’s on her period.
Aussie 1: Bummer Mate.
Aussie 2: Great idea Mate.
I can’t tell you how much I’d love someone to greet me with that level of enthusiasm. She’s making me want to move to Australia!
Women, don’t try to understand a guys interactions with his buddies and we won’t try to understand how every woman at the table suddenly has to get up and run to the bathroom at the same time.
as an Aussie bloke if i caught up with a mate and he just said hello i would be wondering what i did to offend the cunt!.