Better than tootsie rolls. I love them, but tricker treaters complained so many times about not having “real chocolate” that I banned my family from buying them for Halloween.
I would have egged your house because the confusion from those white rabbit candies and the stupid film on the candy that gets me each time. If you know you know
Pro tip- put out an empty bowl that says “take one” and they will assume somebody took it all. I’d take my chances with that before this stuff. I’m afraid it would end up all over!
When I was 13 my mom bought a huge pantry full of canned green beans, tuna and cream of mushroom soup. We knew this a sign of the end times (her awful tuna casserole) and when dad and mom took off to go have a nice night out and left my brother and I to hand out candy. It was good candy.
I look at bro and say ‘why don’t we eat the candy and hand out tuna casserole ingredients instead?’
This was greeted as the genius idea that it was, and we did. Got some weird looks from teh kiddos, but who cares. Eat your tuna, little fucker.
Parents came back. Unfortunately mom had gotten groceries on the way out, and when she went to put them away was like ‘where’d all the tuna and green beans go?’
We being idiot children with poor impulse control, commenced to snickering and soon the story was out. My moms righteous fury was somewhat undercut by my dad collapsing in a fit of hysterical laughter, and the whole incident was thrown under the rug.
We had tuna casserole a lot less after that. So all in all, it was a win
You are so fucked up, I love it
Yes
You’d be safer with dinner creamers or little jellys
“Egg” is the understatement of the year
With the price of eggs, you might want to pick up all the rocks around your house.
Nope. Just burn it down with you inside…
Just twist the packets and toss them at the house. They’ll explode nicely
I would shit on your lawn
Toilet paper more likely,after the unfortunate consume
Naw, they’ll slather it with BBQ Sauce.
That, or you’ll spawn a new tiktok challenge.
Yes.
Now that people are no longer hoarding toilet paper, I’d teepee your house on behalf of those kids.
I would come back for seconds
Pepper spray / Tear gas. Possibly real fire if they have anger issues.
Better than tootsie rolls. I love them, but tricker treaters complained so many times about not having “real chocolate” that I banned my family from buying them for Halloween.
just turn off the lights and sit in the basement like the rest of the cheap fucks
some curious kid gunna learn about ghost peppers. RIp
What’s your address? I have 2 cartons in my fridge. And a full pack of TP too.
Nah-not with the price of eggs…
Did you raid my sauce packet drawer?
Only for the rest of the year. Not tonight tho.
I would slowly steal all the bricks from your house
I’d egg your house as an adult.
You got all my favorite candy and I wanna steal it all
No – they’ll sauce your car
They…really should.
As an asian I’d be down with white rabbit as a kid.
Those white rabbits are so good.
Edit to add: anybody remember the strawberry lucky candy?
Im taking the white rabbit though.
Naw, the white rabbit will cancel out the hot sauce
I like those tamarind candy though lol and the white rabbit ones too!
You better hope it’s only eggs.
Bunny candy tho 👌🏼
shit, I’m gonna egg your house
I would have egged your house because the confusion from those white rabbit candies and the stupid film on the candy that gets me each time. If you know you know
Haha, this literally looks like garbage.
I’d worry more about their parents.
Are kids gonna ~~egg~~ **throw shit at** my house?
….Yes
*There, fixed it for you*
Pro tip- put out an empty bowl that says “take one” and they will assume somebody took it all. I’d take my chances with that before this stuff. I’m afraid it would end up all over!
No one would blame them
When I was 13 my mom bought a huge pantry full of canned green beans, tuna and cream of mushroom soup. We knew this a sign of the end times (her awful tuna casserole) and when dad and mom took off to go have a nice night out and left my brother and I to hand out candy. It was good candy.
I look at bro and say ‘why don’t we eat the candy and hand out tuna casserole ingredients instead?’
This was greeted as the genius idea that it was, and we did. Got some weird looks from teh kiddos, but who cares. Eat your tuna, little fucker.
Parents came back. Unfortunately mom had gotten groceries on the way out, and when she went to put them away was like ‘where’d all the tuna and green beans go?’
We being idiot children with poor impulse control, commenced to snickering and soon the story was out. My moms righteous fury was somewhat undercut by my dad collapsing in a fit of hysterical laughter, and the whole incident was thrown under the rug.
We had tuna casserole a lot less after that. So all in all, it was a win