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I live out in the country and my front door is at the back of my house, so I was getting missed at Halloween. So I made myself a sign
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I live out in the country and my front door is at the back of my house, so I was getting missed at Halloween. So I made myself a sign
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You needed a cargo van to shuttle kids to your door.
A guaranteed hit.
So did you get a lot of visitors?
This is the only way to trick or treat in the countryside
OP: “It’s Halloween… that is really, really good timing.”
Just missing a row of shovels with the sign “please, dig your own holes”.
Yesterday = “lol”
Today = “hello 911?”
I dare you to put that sign back up during the summer
Front door is in the back? Then wheres the back door?
Needs a red balloon for visibility.
I love the fact that you did this… however, did you have to write it in Blood 🩸💉🆎🅰️🅱️🅾️💉🩸🩸
I was in the same boat but I went a different way. I decided it made more sense to bring the candy to the people, so I just piled a whole mess of candy into my van and painted “free candy” on the sides.
Turns out cops fucking love candy.
Out in the country that would be the scariest Halloween sign.
Do you mind if I use this idea? I love it and I live on the end of a street.
Only thing that could make that better is if at the end of the dark tree covered 1/4 mile driveway there was a black panel van with no windows.
Candy is the name of the girl he has in his basement.
I’ve lived in rural areas most of my life. WTF do you mean your ‘front door’ is in the back. How is that a front door? Is your back door on the side? What is going on, I have to know.
You need a balloon 🎈 🙂
Brave kids going into your house lol….
Creaky front door and a witch’s outfit and they never call again
Yes officer, that house, right there.
There is one like this near me, white sign, red spray paint dripping like blood and it says “Baby Rabbits”.
Maybe a friendly hand print waving also? Like you could just spray the paint on your hand and then use it as a stamp on the sign.
I failed to lure any children to my house yesterday. Next year I will get a sign.
Bloody well right!
Haha! A child’s instinct for candy almost supercedes a dog’s instinct for the cheese wrapper.
I grew up in the country, we never had trick or treaters.
One year a minivan full of kids shows up looking for candy. My mom was a teacher and had a big sam’s club bag of full size Hershey’s bars in the freezer for her class. So all those kids got a frozen solid brick of chocolate.
Should have had another sign: fresh and tender meat cuts
forgot to add “and puppies”
Wisdom I’ve gathered:
Pandemics are the best for whenever you want to conduct a robbery
Christmas is the best for when you want to break in to someones house
Haoween is the best for conducting organ trafficking
Without context, it sure look like a creepy trap.
Tie a single red balloon to that sign. (We all float.)
You need a van
Add a single red balloon to that sign
[I did something similar back when I lived in my van.](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/45/17/44/451744e6e502d6138eb1679c83b8fde7.jpg) Still didn’t get many trick or treaters.
I thought I was the only person with a front door at the “back” of my house.
All it needs is a single red balloon 🎈