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Yes, infants can actually have projectile poop. Luckily I was limber enough to hop out of the way just in time! Comparatively, tears, snot, and earwax are nothing!
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Yes, infants can actually have projectile poop. Luckily I was limber enough to hop out of the way just in time! Comparatively, tears, snot, and earwax are nothing!
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Nothing compares to feeling warm diarrhea impact and then run down your chest
No none warns you they can easily poop 2 ft.
I just brought home our 2nd newborn, off the bat over the changing pad, towel, hitting me square in the crotch, “oh yah, I forgot this part”
This is like an antinatalist post.
I know it looks horrible but it’s different once it’s your baby.
Dont forget their impecable ability to know right when you fall asleep to let you know they have done some of the 3 or more
Great. Looking at this caused my brain to recreate the smell of baby poo in my nose. I now remember the exact smell of the very worst diaper changes. So, thanks.
For anyone who doesn’t know, this ‘artist’ blocks people who bring up the fact that she doesn’t illustrate her own comics, spams them all over reddit *constantly*, and uses bots to push them to the front pages of r/comics and r/funny.
First one hit my wife with a smelly projectile, no chance to evade it.
Second one peed all across the labor-room right after delivery, the midwife was quite impressed.
So, we had our share of events.