That guy looks uncomfortable, aunt Joanne has to get to know her borders. We have something called personal space now. Someone’s gotta call HR on her. Poor lad looks caught in a trap.
A high school friend had an old mom who fucked Elvis a long time ago. She had a love letter from him. She bragged about it a lot. I’m pretty sure she was like 14
Why is Elvis looking like a rock star in 1953 when he hadn’t even recorded a song or done a concert? Why would your aunt pose with a totally unknown hick kid from Mississippi?
My grandfather went to the same highschool as him and my great grandmother absolutely hated Elvis. She hated his long greasy hair and thought he was dirty. She was certainly an opinionated woman.
That guy probably feels lucky to be in a picture with the legendary aunt Joanne
Some years later, that handsome young man who they called “The King,” well, he sung too many songs, had himself a heart attack or something.
Pretty sure that’s a young Luke Perry.
Elvis is looking pretty rough.
That is some guy allright
He doesn’t look pleased.
His name was pelvis thrustly
That dude needs to sleep!
That’s probably your cousin’s dad.
That guy looks uncomfortable, aunt Joanne has to get to know her borders. We have something called personal space now. Someone’s gotta call HR on her. Poor lad looks caught in a trap.
Aunt Joanne has left the building
Do you want him photoshop out?
No wonder he had something wrong with his lip.
they look all shook up
Black eye?
He looks tired.
I always wondered where he got that sneer. Now we know: your aunt’s face pushed it there.
She was the first to make him a peanut butter and banana sandwich
ive heard of him before!!! i think his name is eddie or something
Hey I know him, that’s Michael Jackson’s ex father-in-law
I doubt it was ’53. Elvis was still a nobody in ’53. He didn’t record his first song until ’54.
A high school friend had an old mom who fucked Elvis a long time ago. She had a love letter from him. She bragged about it a lot. I’m pretty sure she was like 14
Suspicious lookin guy
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Why is Elvis looking like a rock star in 1953 when he hadn’t even recorded a song or done a concert? Why would your aunt pose with a totally unknown hick kid from Mississippi?
The guy kinda looks like Austin Butler. From that one movie he was in.
Following in case OP spills the beans on Aunt Joanne’s exploits!
My grandfather went to the same highschool as him and my great grandmother absolutely hated Elvis. She hated his long greasy hair and thought he was dirty. She was certainly an opinionated woman.
The only reason Elvis seems bummed is he knew no other woman was ever going to come close to measuring up to Aunt Joanne once she was done with him.
now she’s somebody he used to know
One person in this photo is more excited than the other
“…I’m going to keep him”